Friday, 25 October 2013

Imagine this

NAME: Barack Obama.

MARITAL STATUS: Married with Children.

OFFICE: President of the United States.

LEGION OF ENEMIES:

Al Qaeda, Hamas;
Army of Islam;
Ku Klux Klan;
Red Brigade;
Abu Sayyaf;
Republican Party;
U.S. War veterans;
Al Badr;
Baader Meinhoff;
Orange Volunteers;
Hezbollah;
Islamic Jihad;
IRA;
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia;
November 17 Organization; Mohammedan Army;
Ansar Dine;
Taliban;
Tamil Tigers Movement;
Ulster Movement;
Libyan L.F.G;
Palestine Liberation Front;
Al Shabaab and lots more too numerous to mention.

OFFICIAL CAR:

2009 Cadillac DTS Limo a.k.a "The Beast"

QUANTITY : 1

CAR PRICE: $300,000 ( N47 million).
........................................

NAME: Stella Oduah, Miss.

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE

OFFICE: Minister of Aviation, Nigeria.

ENEMIES:

Mama Ekene,
Mama Sikira,
Ex-husband,
Femi Fani-Kayode,
Village witches,
Dana Airlines,
Rotimi Amaechi;
G7 Rebel Governors;
Adams Oshiomhole;
Dino Melaye;
Obiageli Ezekwesili;
Wole Babalakin;
Bi Courtney;
Airport Touts;
ETC

OFFICIAL CAR:

2013 BMW 760iL HSS a.k.a "BMW Vex Die"

QUANTITY: 2

CAR PRICE: $1.6million (N255million)

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